Today, and every Wednesday – well, at least until I lose interest – we honor those, um…people, yeah, who sincerely and humfeltly deserve a kick in the ass. Through word or deed, they’ve distinguished themselves from The Herd in ways selfish, idiotic, and/or otherwise jam-packed with FAIL.
Herein are today’s honorees, and, as always, no wagering:
- The fucktards in charge of releasing terrorists from Gitmo, so they can charge right back out into the sandpit and resume shooting at our servicefolk. Genuinely brilliant move there, people. *insert slow, sarcastic clapping* Here’s a thought, fellas…when you catch the guys in the first place, why not just shoot them while they try to “escape.” Seriously, easiest thing in the world to arrange – any podunk, backwoods sheriff can show you how.
- This son of a whore who sold his 14 year old daughter to an 18 year old cockbiter for, and I fucking quote: ”…$16,000…160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat…” Look, Paco, that might be how things work back in the home country, but presumably you’ve come to Amereeeca to fucking better yourself and your family – that USED to be the goddamned reason, anyway – so how about eschewing some of the more Neolithic of your cultural baggage, eh?
- It seems The Messiah is inexorably drawn to kindred souls in his cabinet nominations, as evidenced by the apparent taxation and immigration indiscretions of treasury secretary nominee Tim Geithner. Sleaze calls to sleaze, after all.
Congratulations to all the honorees in the Second Weekly Kick in the Ass Day. You may download the following image and display it proudly on your MySpace page, Facebook profile, and/or personal scrapbook.
And a hearty Kick in the Ass to you all.
